I no longer believe in meaningless distinctions like 'fiction' and 'non-fiction'

Some facts about the author. Facts are true for a given value of true.

When I scratch my feet, my inner thighs twitch. I have eaten kangaroo. I have a birthmark on my third toe on my right foot. I can dance the salsa. When I was very young, scientists studied me. My favourite animal is a giant three-toed sloth (any animal that grows moss on it from sheer laziness is wonderful). I can speak two languages. I was once somebody's muse. I am blonde, tall and DD. I enjoy pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I can roll my tongue and do vulcan fingers. I no longer believe in meaningless distinctions like 'fiction' and 'non-fiction'. I am the one chance you let slip through your fingers, your estranged mother, your family history and your childhood crush. Nice to meet you. I'm Flip.